Texastan

Noun: Formerly a region of the United States, Texastan became a separate region once it fell completely under the control of Christian Sharia during the early 21st century. Texastan is known for its restrictive voting rights, denying women’s bodily autonomy, it’s complete lack of gun laws, it’s aversion to science, and building large pointless walls.

Texastan is run by a right wing oligarchical right wing minority determine to retain power by any means.

Texastan by wanderartist September 1, 2021

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Texasian

One who is Texan and Asian. ^^

Christy is a Texasian because she was a native born Texan and is Vietnamese.

Texasian by Smelyalata January 27, 2009

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Texasian • texas tan • TexasTakeEm • Texastater

TexasTakeEm

TexasTakeEm is a term to describe a picture of a raped minor.

George, did you see the TexasTakeEm which leaked on yesterday?

TexasTakeEm by LePudding April 24, 2017

texas tan

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.

I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan

texas tan by Proud Texan June 22, 2018

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Texastater

When your partner lies facedown on the bed With their ass in the air and you fill your hand with bacon bits form a fist, cover said wrist in ranch dressing and bbq sauce and slide it inside their Anus.

Baby girl roll over and let daddy give you Texastater

Texastater by Bone75 June 29, 2021

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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