Texas Wedgie

Step 1: Grab the back of the victim's underwear.
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy

Texas wedgies are fun, if you are the one giving them.

by Texas W May 7, 2009

Texas Wedgie

A wedgie given to someone sitting on the floor then dragged around causing carpet burn.

Did you see Andrews carpet burn on his butt?! Nichole gave him a TEXAS WEDGIE!

by Jayded August 26, 2013

texas wedgie

A wedgie that is so hard it kills you, or it leave a texas-like shape on your butt, or it can cause you to bleed.

...In a changing room During Barack's childhood---
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?

by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008

Texas Wedge

1. When penetrating a sexual partner from behind, placing a 10 gallon hat over his or her face, and yelling “yeehaw!” or “Remember the Alamo!”
2. When a man wearing a cowboy hat “wedges” himself in between a couple making love and begins penetrating partner A from the couple from behind while partner B from the couple penetrates the “wedge”
3. A simple golf term when using a putter off of the green

1. I found my dad’s old cowboy hat cleaning the drawers under his bed, and I think I’m gonna try the Texas Wedge on my girlfriend tonight.

2. The girl I like already has a boyfriend, but I’m thinking of trying the Texas Wedge with them tonight.

3. The sand wedge has been shit today...time to go with the Texas wedge.

by 10 gallon Helga January 18, 2020