Texas Timex

Slang term originally used to describe a gold Rolex watch, but now used to describe any Rolex in a joking manner, since Rolex watches have become very common.

When originally coined, it was a humorous reference to how Texans, rich with oil money, flaunt their wealth. The play is on the fact that Timex is a cheap watch, while Rolex is an expensive one, hence Texas Timex.

That guy was wearing a Texas Timex in the gym the other day.

by Ham Hock March 13, 2007

texas time-bomb

setting someone's alarm clock then defecating on it so the as to listen to the response

that girl i went home with last night, I texas time-bombed her ass

by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004

Texas Timeout

Every time the chairlift stops.

It must be Spring Break here at Breckenridge, that's three Texas Timeouts on this lift ride.

by lowendgravity March 8, 2011