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Texas Seltzerunknown
(n.) The act of putting your mouth over an anus that wants to fart.
I got one brewing. You thirsty? Can I offer you a Texas Seltzer?
#texasseltzer#anus#fart#analingus#a to m#mouth fart
by Yoggie2010 December 27, 2010
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