Texas Pete

n: A mothafucka with a big ass head dat look like da guy on da hotsauce bottle

Camron Stine has a 2 inch dick, and he is Texas Pete

Texas Pete by DRRRRRR April 27, 2006

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texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.

Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.

texas pete bottle rocket by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010

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Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

Texas Pete facial by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

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texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.

The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.

texas sneaky pete by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019

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Texas Peter

A gay texan that has a problem putting a finger up their ass

That guy looks like a texas peter

Texas Peter by GalaxyGod June 25, 2022

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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