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texas pete bottle rocket 

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.
Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.

Texas Pete facial 

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

texas sneaky pete 

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.

Texas Peter 

A gay texan that has a problem putting a finger up their ass
That guy looks like a texas peter
Texas Peter by GalaxyGod June 25, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026