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Texas Lonestars 

Texas Lonestars is a group of young women at the University of Texas dedicated to the three pillars of service, spirit, and sisterhood.

As our founders created it, Lonestars is an organization of bold, unique, and inspirational young women. Perhaps, what sets us apart from other organizations is the amazing relationships you will form with every member of our organization. In addition to forming life-long bonds with the other Lonestars, you will also have the opportunity to meet and network with a variety of new people all over campus. Through our many social activities, including: mixers with other organizations, Date Dash, Formal, Crush, and Boat Party, your social calendar will be full!

There is no exact formula of what a Lonestar should be, besides genuine, and these are the girls we strive to find.

Texas Lonestars provides a home away from home for its members. As our motto goes, “I didn’t come to college to meet my husband. I came to meet my bridesmaids.” We are an organization of not just UT students, but of best friends. We work hard, play hard—but most importantly we support each other through everything.
Wow! Look at her, classy and genuine, she must be a part of Texas Lonestars!
Texas Lonestars by TEXAS013 August 28, 2011
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Texas Lonestars 

A spirit organization that was founded on service, sisterhood, and spirit. Go through the recruitment process with caution. I'm not sure what criteria they judge a girl on because they will ask questions such as what are your passions or favorite memory. I'm not sure how someone can be judged based on questions like that. They say "be yourself"... but it seems like you can't. They look for a type of girl with a personality and interests that they rate as "best" for their group... whatever that may be.
Texas Lonestars is a judgemental group judging on who you are and your interests.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016