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Texas Bullrider

It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!
Guy: "I have herpes"

Girl: "WHAT?!?!"

Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)
Texas Bullrider by anonymusblood January 12, 2012
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to get your partner in a doggie syle position, then push her all the way to the headboard so that she is unable to menuver, then lean over pinch her tit and wisper in her hear that her sister's pussy is better. and attempt to hang in there for the full 8 seconds.
last night i got my sex buddie in a daggie style possition, then i gave her the texasbullride.
texasbullride by joe daugs January 19, 2006