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texas hat rule 

The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.
That girl just took my hat, i hope she knows the Texas hat rule

Texas Hat Trick 

Achieving three self-induced orgasms while watching the reflection of three gay men having sex.
Those guys were so hot, before I knew it, I pulled a Texas Hat Trick!
Texas Hat Trick by Wordlike April 25, 2006

Texas Top Hat 

A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.
That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!
Texas Top Hat by HappyCamperr March 2, 2022

texas ball hat

a parody to the lunch food that i hate called texas straw hat but in this case it is when a man puts his sack on a girls head and jus sits it there. This can also be called a texas sack hat.
jenny: what are you doin?
steve: my balls are really heavy so im gonna sit them on your head!!
jenny: ohh okay i guess
steve: this is your new texas ball hat
jenny: okay and yeah these things are pretty heavy
texas ball hat by goonersteve February 1, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026