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Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.
Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.
by tapler October 17, 2012
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texas hat rule

The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.
That girl just took my hat, i hope she knows the Texas hat rule
by Papi vaquero April 23, 2021
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Texas Hat Trick

Achieving three self-induced orgasms while watching the reflection of three gay men having sex.
Those guys were so hot, before I knew it, I pulled a Texas Hat Trick!
by Wordlike April 25, 2006
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Texas Top Hat

A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.
That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!
by HappyCamperr March 2, 2022
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texas ball hat

a parody to the lunch food that i hate called texas straw hat but in this case it is when a man puts his sack on a girls head and jus sits it there. This can also be called a texas sack hat.
jenny: what are you doin?
steve: my balls are really heavy so im gonna sit them on your head!!
jenny: ohh okay i guess
steve: this is your new texas ball hat
jenny: okay and yeah these things are pretty heavy
by goonersteve February 1, 2008
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