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1. Someone that has sex right before they take an exam.
2. When you get fingered and raped by a geisha.

When people are stressed for an exam, sometimes they tend to do strange stuff, like having sex to release stress, which is called a Teuntje.

Geisha's are Japanese, mysterious creatures.
Joseph has his exams tomorrow, he better go have a teuntje before he takes it.

Ahh help, I'm getting a Teuntje!!
by HeydoIknowyou??kthxbye May 08, 2012
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