Tetris Dick

A dick composed of mostly right angles. Traditionally fits best in a Tetris vagina. Commonly abbreviated as TD syndrome.

"Hey bro, is that a right angle dick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah bro, it's called Tetris dick."

by BrickDickTrickle69 May 19, 2013

Tetris Dick

The act of figuring out how many dicks one can fit into a certain size and shape of mouth.

I wonder how many dicks Miranda can fit into her mouth. Just tetris dick them in there

by WarpedSage December 29, 2014

Dick Tetris

When you first wake up with morning wood and need some effort to get comfortable in your jeans.

Dude: I've been playing way more dick tetris than usual lately.

by Whe;an June 10, 2009