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Barne's Test 

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."
Barne's Test by The one with pie February 26, 2009

Shredinger's test 

A test that fails only due to some circumstances and produces some paradoxes in assumptions about the resolutions.
This test fails once per week. It seems to be Shredinger's test.
Shredinger's test by veelenga March 6, 2019

Test taker's remorse 

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.
I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

that's test 

That sentence is used for test
omg zugeershdeee that's test
that's test by passanobject March 13, 2022

Schrödinger's Test 

When someone says something completely out of left field to a stranger, and based on their reaction, decides if it was a test or not.
Schrödinger's Test Guy: *insert offensive or ridiculous thing*
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.
Schrödinger's Test by beeixzy June 29, 2023

Benedict's test

A test in which detects the presence reducing sugars in a solution. The test involves using Benedict's reagent, changing from blue to brick-red in an increasing sugar concentration.
"Dang, I forgot to label these sugar solutions"
"No worries, sample them and use the Benedict's test!"
"How does that help with clarifying their sugar concentration"
"Meow"