tessied

To have sex with a girl and feel like your being over powered

-Dude i think i just got raped......she was so strong i was scared.. Ahh no dude you got tessied

by Cpt professor dr Elijah January 29, 2011

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Tessy

Commonly known as a courtesy wipe.

after taking a dump, Davey returned to the bathroom to wipe again and get the leftovers, thus a tessy

by Baybay16 August 18, 2016

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Tessie Tran

noun; a very attractive, super nice, and smart girl that loves her husband like no other; perfect.

Stephanie : "Did you see that new girl at school today? It's only her first day and she's already friends with everyone."
Melanie : "Yeah.. She already aced the first test in APUSH."
Stephanie : "Ugh.. another Tessie Tran."

by Nella Iy November 13, 2010

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Playmate Tessi

A narcissist Neo-Nazi known for her gestapo of simps, making fun of cancer patients, claiming "all Jews need to be gassed", claiming she is "so gorgeous and beautiful", and when asked why she did/said anything she did, she replies with, "I was just being famous"

me: watching Playmate Tessi's interview on Dr, Phil made me lose most of my braincells
Simps: Don't talk bad about her you fiend!

by Cumdog with mustard April 27, 2021

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Playmate Tessi

the most evil sociopath attention whore on the Internet, a worthless snot-nosed brat who harasses and bullies fucking cancer patients and disabled people, makes fun of the fucking Holocaust, abuses fucking animals, has 9,000+ fucking idiot subscribers referred to as her fucking "simps" or fucking "white knights," and fucking deserves to fester and burn in the deepest pit of fucking Hell

One of her white knights: How dare you mock my beautiful queen, Playmate Tessi?!
Decent human being with common sense: How dare you support a clinical psychopath who shamelessly mocks cancer patients and threatens to take away her charity donations?
One of her white knights: You're just jealous and a misogynist.
Decent human being: You know what? I give up.

by standing up for what's right February 5, 2023

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