terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004

Terd Burgler

Someone who travels around in tight fitting robes, depriving good people of their Faeces.

'Oh My Poo! You Terd Burgler!'

by Deragon April 20, 2004

terd burgler

One Who Burgules Terds.

Hey did you know steves a terd burgler

by Metalman6306 May 14, 2008

Terd Burglar

The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.

That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.

Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.

by super tech January 28, 2006

terd burglar

the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder

Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

terd burglar

a homosexual

That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.

by Phil Kuntz December 2, 2002

Terd Burglar

A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.

After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.

by Nolan Smart December 28, 2005