When you find each other attractive and wanna do stuff but can't because of several reasons and worry about what people will say
"I really like him and wanna suck his cock but I can't cos people will be disgusted"
"Wow thats alot of sexual tension between friends"
"Wow thats alot of sexual tension between friends"
by Sexygirlwithbigtitties December 29, 2021
The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009
by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018
As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.
"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "
by EMjobz January 31, 2012
A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.
by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023
Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.
Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
by not_who_you_think_i_am_ February 21, 2016
Tension porn: boobs about to burst, tight clothing, tight belly expansion, saline infusion, subcutaneous inflation, and large insertions
all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.
all of these revolve around tension/pressure. usually painful.
by nonobutbut March 6, 2022