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tennis shoe Ernie 

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.
Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?
tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010

Tennis Shoe Money 

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.
What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.

Tennis Shoe Pond 

A fishing spot where you are either tresspassing, or fishing without a liscense. So when the game warden or property owner shows up you'll need to have on some tennis shoes because you're gonna be running.
"Dont wear them boots boy, We goin to a tennis shoe pond"
"Dont be too loud, we're fishing at a tennis shoe pond"
"Oh shit they're calling the cops! We gotta go. I guess that's what I get for coming to a damn tennis shoe pond.
Tennis Shoe Pond by vacazoa September 5, 2023

tennis shoe chaser

A type of groupie solely after professional atheletes or rap stars.
If a guy is in an up-scale club but has on tennis shoes; tennis shoe chasers flock to him. He must be bankin'.

Tennis Shoe Pimp

A person who doesn't have a vehicle; someone who is always walking
Bruh, when you gonna get yourself a car and quit being a tennis shoe pimp?
Tennis Shoe Pimp by Joeweezy25 March 15, 2011

Tennis Shoe Pimp

A person, usually male, under 30, who supervises sex workers and who is heavily under the influence of Hip Hop (rap) and urban culture.
That tennis shoe pimp there just brought a new hoe to the trap.
Tennis Shoe Pimp by flatland_diva November 17, 2015