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telephone scar 

A slash inflicted from the side of the mouth to the ear, the place a telephone or cell phone is placed, hence the name.
Hood Ninja: "Aye dog, yo I straight got ripped an once of them buds son." (This gentlemen was shorted one ounce of marijuana)

Drug Dealer: "Umm... no?"

Hood Ninja: (Pulls out knife, slashes drug dealers left side of the face, from mouth to ear) "Yo, screw me again bitch, and I'll make the right side match."

Drug Dealer: "Not ANOTHER telephone scar!!!"
telephone scar by The Isaacton April 3, 2008
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Telephone Scar 

Cut a slice from both corners of the mouth through the cheeks to the ears. Once the cuts are stitched up, your face will look like a telephone pole.
When you encounter a drug dealer on the street, ask him if he has Kibbles-n-Bits. Before he can answer, use your shiv, a broken beer bottle or a box cutter to give him a telephone scar. By marking the drug dealer, you're sending the message that you are not one to be fucked with. Then empty out his pockets, and leave him in a dumpster for dead.
Telephone Scar by scullie July 21, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026