telekom 

The shittiest ISP that ever touched the earth. Don't try to play a videogame while you have telekom, you'll not have any fun at all, don't try to watch videos, they won't load, not even fucking minesweeper works when you use this piece of crap. If you want to try out telekom, be prepared to have 900 fucking ping AT BEST on all videogames, I'm not fucking kidding, and their costumer support literally hangs up when you call them.

Person1: Why does person2 lag so much?
Person2: Unintelligible gibberish.
Person3: He has telekom.
Person1: This match is lost.

telekom by Mironinja4 May 26, 2017

Telekom Baskets Bonn 

304/5000
The Telekom Baskets Bonn is a basketball club in the former capital of Germany, namely Bonn.
The club was founded in 1995 and plays in the Telekom Dome, which can accommodate 6000 spectators.
There is always a great atmosphere in the hall.
Especially through the huge stage platform.

The Telekom Baskets Bonn won with 112:96 against the JobStairs Gießen 46ers.

Telekom Baskets Bonn by lilnine April 1, 2020

Telecomuniphobia 

A fear of talking to somone over the telephone. This is caused due to text messaging too much. Symptoms often include refusing to call somone, or hanging up if anyone other then the intended person answers the phone.

"Why did he hang up without saying anything?"
"He has telecomuniphobia"

Telecomuniphobia by Mattocks July 9, 2009

telecommuting 

The ability to find yourself fully surrounded by incompetent idiots while working from the comfort of your own home.

I may be working in my pj's, but through the magic of telecommuting, I'm still stuck dealing with these morons all day.

telecommuting by annoyed12345 May 11, 2011

Telkom

A goverment supported Telecoms monopoly in South Africa, which at best charges 105% above the average wage for a inferior ADSL connection, $17991/m for a 1mb leased line and $1012 for 30GB of download data. Great profit at the expence of the poorly educated, inferior quality, bad service and dismal performance are their main products, these are products they plan to begin exporting to the rest of Africa in the near future.

Someone should point out to George Bush that they are more dangerous than Iraqi WMD.

Rip-off: Telkom SA, redefines the words shaft, shafted, steal, rape, plunder and dumbasses.

Telkom by PostmanPat May 4, 2005

Telkom

Telecommunications provider for South Africa, specializing in slack service, expensive call charges, inability to resolve problem and very surly personell. Approach with caution

Telkom just ruined another perfectly good day.

Telkom by Yourmother August 30, 2003

Telkom

After the ANC, Telkom is South Africa's largest crime syndicate.

Their modus operandi is to force other companies into selling their products for them under duress, extort ungodly fees out of their customers, particularly on ADSL lines, with broadband prices 10 times or more than overseas, and up to 100 times more on leased lines.

They resort to thuggery and intimidation such as sending technicians to disconnect you for no reason, charging you for non-existent calls and unexplained tariffs and staffing their call centres with retarded unionised sociopaths.

Their main partners in crime are Eskom and Sasol.

It's a proven fact that if you fly 1st class to Hong Kong, stay in a 5 star hotel, buy a laptop, download 100GB onto it and fly back, it will be both QUICKER and CHEAPER than if you stayed in SA and downloaded it on a Telkom line.

Telkom by George McBob May 21, 2009