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Telcome, the meaning of thy language grace. Or the meaning of sneezing and saying thankyou for when they say bless you
Telcome! Very much

Or
Ah telcome i sneezed
telcome by Telcome September 14, 2020

Vine telomeres 

(of a vine/video meme): The short time snippets which can be removed from the start and end of a vine without losing it any humor.
Dajuan: Why is that version of the vine one second shorter?
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!

Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!
Telomeres are the ends of chromosomes. They consist of repetitive sequences that vary in length between species and individuals. With each cell division, telomeres shorten due to oxidative stress and the inability of DNA polymerase to fully replicate them (end replication problem). Several means to lengthen telomeres have been observed; in humans, two methods exist: the telomerase enzyme and the recombination-based alternative lengthening of telomeres (ALT). Telomeres play a significant role in cancer development and stem cell aging.
90% of cancers activate telomerase as a telomere maintenance mechanism.
telomere by tempest33 March 16, 2009

telecomedian

a person who finds it incredibly funny to send annoying text messages and jokes to your cellular device with total disregard to the actual comedic value contained therein
"Oh, Dick sent that stupid joke to your phone too? Ugh. He's such a telecomedian."
telecomedian by Caligulare October 27, 2009

tuelcome 

Cuddly form of your welcome, after being told tankoo
tankoo

Tuelcome
tuelcome by Lady lake June 24, 2017

Tescomealdealophobic 

Someone who is against people who identify as tesco meal deals
You know lilly, she said i cant be a tesco meal deal. Shes probably tescomealdealophobic, wanna play cod?