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Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
Tel Aviv Tom by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026

Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
Tel Aviv Tom by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026

Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.
“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”
Tel Aviv Tom by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026