Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.

“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”

Tel Aviv Tom by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026

Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.

“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”

Tel Aviv Tom by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026

Tel Aviv Tom

A Tel Aviv Tom is a goyim (non Jew) who simps for Israel, despite having literally zero connection to Israel. He typically larps all day on X, cries ‘antisemitism’ whenever someone criticises Israel, and consumes pure goyslop on a daily basis.

“Saw this Tel Aviv Tom in the comments section going ‘Israel has a right to defend itself’ under every single Gaza video, like dude you’re from Ohio calm down.”

Or

“Don’t be a Tel Aviv Tom and start crying ‘antisemitism’ every time someone criticises Netanyahu, especially when you’re a random goy with no connection to any of it.”

And

“That guy’s such a Tel Aviv Tom, he’s out here consuming pure Israeli goyslop on X all day, simping harder for Tel Aviv than most Israelis do.”

Tel Aviv Tom by AnonymousUser6781 February 14, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004