Teddy Fucker Share definition Flag One who see's fit to violate the fluffy hole of a Teddy Bear I walked in on my brother last night to find him sowing his seed in my carebear - I didn't know he was a Teddy Fucker Teddy Fucker by Darrenh July 7, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Teddy Fucker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch