Ted

Someone who is a Obama supporter.

My dad is Ted.

by Robby Micheal Jordan October 11, 2010

Ted

A sick fuck who gets pleasure from being a complete asshole and will always blame everything on you as if you caused this mess. He also enjoys sucking little boys dicks and likes raping the elderly for fun

Guy1: "Why did you throw that old lady down the stairs and burn her to death you sick fuck?"
Guy2: "That wasn't me that was Ted, he even had sex with the corpse and forced me to watch"
Guy1: "What an ass magnet"

by Cs-go get a refund January 31, 2020

Ted

a kid who thinks he can rap and loves to listen to ricegum. he is pretty smart but doesn't show and is famous for his AFL skills in Tazmania. he has legendary hair his uncle is Bale and his best friend is Louis

that kid thinks he is nuff he is such a Ted.

by Yoshiboyislife November 28, 2018

Ted

A bonehead, who doesn't realise the fact that an orange's color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.

Ted you FUCKING bonehead, you KNOW I love lemons.

by priest of elephants July 24, 2019

Ted

mahal kello wled w chramit w nawar be rouho 3leh la yodorbo saroukh hashishe wyhatto ayron be me3zeye.

bro wer hlof rayeh a Ted, ayre be bchaklak shu bteklo.

by Submariner October 28, 2017

Ted

To take a female's virginity ("newly mown hay")

original definition: " to lay out for drying"

"I will totally ted Amy Blood tonight, fool!"

by A.I. & J.P. November 7, 2009

Ted

(adj) Synonymous with sexual innuendos. To be something highly sexual.

"Wow! those girls were being very Ted last night"

by Politebot April 11, 2010