Part of the holy trinity of Minecraft, a group of godly beings who control the three elements of minecraft: building, redstone, and PvP. Technoblade is known to control the PvP element of minecraft, with his colleagues Grian and Mumbo Jumbo controlling the other two elements, building and Redstone respectively. His signature battle cry is "Technoblade neva dies!!!" striking a dark, inescapable fear to all of his opponents.
JunkyJanker: Oh shit techno is only like 100 meters away (runs in opposite direction)
Technoblade: Technoblade nevaa diesss!!! (attacks Jankus out of nowhere)
JunkyJanker: (resigns himself to his inescapable fate)
Technoblade: Technoblade nevaa diesss!!! (attacks Jankus out of nowhere)
JunkyJanker: (resigns himself to his inescapable fate)
by Warthur Au August 21, 2019
Probably the best Minecraft player to ever live. He won the Potato War, He reached a win streak of 1,000 in bedwars (he could've gotten more, he just got bored of it), he beat Dream, he beat Minecraft with a steering wheel, he reached 10M subscribers but sadly, the one thing he couldn't beat was cancer.
by I eat poop 69 July 1, 2022
RIP 1999–2022
Technoblade never dies for We will remember him forever.
(Probably the only unanimously amazing minecraft youtuber in the world)
Most known for:
Dream SMP
Minecraft Monday Minecraft Championship
Being the Second Worst Thing That Happened To The Orphans
Hypixel Sky Block and the Potato War
Hypixel PvP(Skyblock/Bedwars)
Being an Awesome Person
Famous Quotes
"I dropkicked that child in self defence....Please Officer you gotta believe me"
"Technoblade never dies."
"Do not put your plans and techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron"
"If Hypixel has taught me something, it's that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery." (Skyblock: The Great Potato War)
"NOT EVEN CLOSE"
"Let's cyberbully some nerds."
"WHAT A NERRRD!"
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years."
"Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed."
”Let’s play a relevant game, like Grinch Simulator.”
I obviously can't fit how amazing he was here so to know more SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE and go watch some of his videos while you are at it!
Technoblade never dies for We will remember him forever.
(Probably the only unanimously amazing minecraft youtuber in the world)
Most known for:
Dream SMP
Minecraft Monday Minecraft Championship
Being the Second Worst Thing That Happened To The Orphans
Hypixel Sky Block and the Potato War
Hypixel PvP(Skyblock/Bedwars)
Being an Awesome Person
Famous Quotes
"I dropkicked that child in self defence....Please Officer you gotta believe me"
"Technoblade never dies."
"Do not put your plans and techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron"
"If Hypixel has taught me something, it's that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery." (Skyblock: The Great Potato War)
"NOT EVEN CLOSE"
"Let's cyberbully some nerds."
"WHAT A NERRRD!"
If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years."
"Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed."
”Let’s play a relevant game, like Grinch Simulator.”
I obviously can't fit how amazing he was here so to know more SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE and go watch some of his videos while you are at it!
Technoblade was a legend.
by PotatoRank#1 July 1, 2022
A YouTuber that mainly plays bedwars, skywars, blitz survival games, skyblock, and some more all on the Hypixel Network on Minecraft java edition. Commonly uses the phrase "nerd". Has PIG++++++++++++ rank. (if only that many +s...) Has over 1M subscribers. Friends with Skeppy, TimeDeo, etc. Also gets very mad when TimeDeo takes their 50M coins in the bank in Hypixel Skyblock and does something dumb with it. (50M Midas Sword, 50M Flower Minion, well actually 40M but thats what he doesn't want you to believe, and jumping into the void with it.) Started channel on October 28, 2013. over 500 videos.
NERD
NERD
technoblade: *hits player off island or kills them when they don't know* rekt NERDDDDD
technoblade in bedwars: *tnts bed, jumps down, breaks bed, and kills all of the teams players and survives* I AM A GOD!
technoblade in skyblock: ah, finally 50 million coins in the bank every time i see a glimpse of happiness, TimeDeo justs- *0 coins in bank* *sees TimeDeo* COME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
technoblade in bedwars: *tnts bed, jumps down, breaks bed, and kills all of the teams players and survives* I AM A GOD!
technoblade in skyblock: ah, finally 50 million coins in the bank every time i see a glimpse of happiness, TimeDeo justs- *0 coins in bank* *sees TimeDeo* COME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by AryamanV2000 November 5, 2019
Technoblade (real name: Alex) is one of the most famous Minecraft YouTubers with over 10 million subscribers . On 07/01/22 his death to cancer was announced to the public in his video titled „so long nerds“ on his official YouTube channel.
by ItsBeaconReal July 2, 2022
The blood god, the reincarnation of Sun Tzu, he is a pig man with an obsession over potatoes and drop kicking orphans or Tommyinnit.
by Chairooga December 29, 2021
by li8 July 2, 2022