techlist

A list of technical things to check for an event or similar (i.e. computers, connecting cables etc.)
Similar to a checklist, but this list contains tech considerations only.

I've gone through Techlist for the event and we are good to go!

techlist by DejavuKF September 14, 2020

Techista 

Someone who has to have the latest and greatest technology; especially someone who shows off the newest features of how the gadget is better than others.

Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!

Techista by techista May 24, 2023

techsist

Prejudice or discrimination on the basis of a person's technical ability. Assuming that the least tech savvy person must be at fault for the technical difficulty encountered.

Just because I don't hand-code HTML doesn't mean I can't vote you techsist pig!

Turns out it was a kernel panic, grandma. That was techsist of me to assume you broke it with your oldness.

techsist by zengardon December 26, 2011

Techlish 

A very technical conversation in English. Difficult to understand. Also, a form of techno-speak.

That techno-geek was speaking Techlish. I couldn't undestand a word.

Techlish by Stephen Slamowitz December 28, 2007

Techtistic

The condition of having techtism or the state of being technologically impared. Similar to Techtarded

Bob: "I tried plugging that machine into my computer in order to add songs but it didn't work.."

Jim: "Bob, thats a toaster. You really are Techtistic"

Techtistic by (-slimTHUG-) March 19, 2010

Techcist 

When software assumes you want, or typically forces you into, maximum bells and whistles upon first install/upgrade and potentially even restricts you from shutting down said options/bloatware that it has acquired over years of unnecessary releases that add junk instead of real value.

The act of trying to force a software user to conform to the developer's ways of imagining the software should be used.

Have you seen the latest popular chat program I was just forced to upgrade? Now it's wanting me to also sign in to my Twitter & Face Book accounts every time I start it. And it's trying to run full screen? This thing is so techcist now!

Techcist by Elix X October 21, 2010

Techxistential 

(adjective) – The overwhelming feeling of dread or confusion caused by realizing how much of your life depends on technology, especially during moments of tech failure.

“When my phone died and I couldn’t remember my best friend’s number, I had a full-on techxistential crisis.”

Techxistential by Vyxor January 3, 2025