Tebow-ner

The name for the pose that Denver Bronco quarterback Tim Tebow strikes each time he does something he thinks notable.

A single-knee, kneeling pose with fist held to head simulating prayer.

That guy is showing has got his Tebow-ner on, and he didn't do anything worthy of celebration.

by verbiage November 17, 2011

Tebow-Tearing

When a full-grown man cries intensively after losing any kind of game that he knew he should have won.

"Dude guess what, when I beat Tim at ping-pong he started Tebow-Tearing it up cause he thought he was better than me!!"

"Haha, classic jackass!"

by aightman January 13, 2010

Anti-Tebow

The lack of having self-confidence. Not believing in yourself or your team. Being a detriment to a situation, instead of the solution. Being a Hater. A modern day Antichrist.

The kicker missed the extra point. He was the Anti-Tebow. That guy was so negative, put me in a bad mood he was the anti-Tebow.

by GhettoLifeCoach January 14, 2012

Humble Tebow

After replacing your girlfriend's vibrator with fresh batteries, taking a knee and praising God whilst claiming credit for all her orgasms.

I was too drunk to fuck, so I Humble Tebowed so my girlfriend wouldn't get too pissed.

by S. Meyer January 23, 2012

Tim Tebow-ner

When QB Tim Tebow of the Florida Gators scores a touchdown or makes a great play this normally occurs.

Guy 1: Did you see Tebow score that long touchdown?

Guy 2: Yeah man, i did! It gave me a Tim Tebow-ner!

by mccoot27 November 27, 2008

Tebow 3:16

The most recently added section of the bible accepted universally that states Timothy Richard Tebow is the second coming of the Mesiah.

Wow did you see tebow threw for 316 passing yards against the steelers.

Priest: Let us all get out our bibles and please turn to tebow 3:16. Now Marie would you please red it aloud

Marie: For God so loved the Denver Broncos, that he gave them his only true christian, that whoever believes in him shall not LOSE, but have eternal comebacks.

by JohnElwaylovesTimTebow January 14, 2012

Pulling a Tim Tebow

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.

Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.

by Nick Pace February 24, 2010