Team Player

A Team Player is an individual who is not selfish when it comes to achieving a team goal, such as banging the cute girl at the wedding. He will also "take one for the team." E.g. banging the hot chick's friend who is a grenade just so his teammate closes. A Team Player partakes in traditional events such as eating crabcakes and baba-ganoush. He is also a master of the motorboat and a magician when is come to the fake chow . They also love and live by the movie Wedding Crashers.

Hey man i need you to be a Team Player and take my date's cockblocking grenade off my hands.

Bro way not to be a Team Player and take the chubby one for the night, we all could of gotten laid.

DUDE! way to be a Team Player and come through with these sluts

by Roger Ganoush March 03, 2011

team player

Follower, not a mover and a shaker, compatable, submissive, not independent, Monkey see monkey do, agreeable, people pleaser, Employeers love this!

A team player often is someone who does not want to stand out in a crowd or group, who is not a leader type, therefore is of a follower mindset. Who would rather not stand his ground even though he knows he may be right. He therefore blends. He also usually lacks the guts to take a risk to effect change. In other words just the opposite of great men like Martin Luther King, who was a true leader. This man had the guts no "team player" would have!

by kminipi October 28, 2007

team player

A dps player in overwatch that picks sym to tp out of spawn at the start of a round.

jinx: team player?? any team player
tiagolini: yea sure
*dps tps out of spawn*

by tiagolini May 27, 2023

Team player

Someone who is there for the team and assisting them for a win

Damn Ryan Nolan has 6 assists in fortnite he’s a real team player

by Big I’ll March 07, 2018

Team player

A female that is willing to have sex with a group of males individually or one at a time.

Beth was a team player the boys really miss that girl on those slow nights

by Vizor August 15, 2007

team player

The dude you know whose always with you and you're boys clubbing, but is either A: one who gets no tail, B: on the lower end of your posse's social hierachy/new, or C: is a terrible rock paper scissors player, which therefore means he's the go-to guy to "Distract" the hot lady you're chatting with's fat, cockblocker, friend for the night.

Bro: "Wow, can't deny the loyalty and stamina of Ralphie boy over there, he's a team player alright! word on the street says he took home Linda's friend "Wide Shelly" last night from the club!"
Other Bro: "Ohhhhhh man, he survived a night with "Wide Shelly"?! I don't I could take that kind of abuse! He must be getting paid!"
Bro: "Naw Bro, team players never do it for the money, they do it for The Bros!"

by Max G D February 25, 2008

team player

one who understands the importance of being a team player and participating as a team

Joey is not a team player.

by Johnny Pots October 24, 2010