Tea Cum

When a guy cums into a teacup full of tea and a girl drinks while still fully clothed. She may even want to wear a nice dress to look better for the male and if he's a gentleman he'll make a pot full so they can both enjoy multiple glasses.

Guy: I just served my bitch some tea cum.

Other Guy: Awww Hott!

Other, Other Guy: Awesome!

Tea Cum by philadave69 March 27, 2009

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Cumble Tea

Bubble Tea + Cum = Cumble Tea

Boy : Hey dude have you tried the new "cumble tea"?
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................

Cumble Tea by Pavilon Cat August 14, 2020

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Related Words

Tea Cum • Cumble Tea • teacumming • tea • tea bag • tea bagger • Tea Party • Tea-bagged • Tea Time • Tea Cup

teacumming

teabagging someone then cumming in there eyes/nose or ear depending on the penis.

Jan: Last night at the party Josh got teacummed.
Jon: I love it when teacumming happens

teacumming by AsIf YouGetMe May 10, 2009

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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