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A beer from the DPRK, distributed on a ration basis as well as available to westerners for only 66 cents/.33 euros to the pint in Pyongyang.
A commercial of it became widespread on the internet in the early July of 2009.
Quote from the Taedonggang commercial:
Male Announcer: "Pyongyong-il Sarang, Taedonggang Mekjo!"
Female Announcer: "Pyongyang-il Sarang, Taedonggang Mekjo!"
(Translated: Taedonggang beer is the new face of Pyongyang)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!