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freezer tax 

When your friend leaves their bottle of fireball in your freezer so you drink it, then they call u later to tell u not to drink it, u can claim a freezer tax on it. Because it took up space in ur freezer.
"Hey don't drink my fireball I left in the fridge."
"Sorry but I already did. Uve been freezer taxed. "
freezer tax by anonymous May 25, 2019

Freeier than Turbo tax 

Because the commercial of Turbo tax says free the definition is when you have no earnings.
Your dog freeier than turbo tax so free, free, free, free

Taxfree Tattoo 

A tattoo on or above the neckline, which will prevent you from getting or holding any job in the future that will pay taxes.

Oh you'll find work all right, it might be as an enforcer for the Hell's Angels, but you'll still find work.
Me: I got a new tattoo!
Friend: Awesome what is it!
Me: it's this awesome raven right on my cheek how didn't you notice that?!
Friend: I was hoping you didn't actually get a taxfree tattoo.
Taxfree Tattoo by ZoeyW October 17, 2014
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026