When your friend leaves their bottle of fireball in your freezer so you drink it, then they call u later to tell u not to drink it, u can claim a freezer tax on it. Because it took up space in ur freezer.
"Hey don't drink my fireball I left in the fridge."
"Sorry but I already did. Uve been freezer taxed. "
A tattoo on or above the neckline, which will prevent you from getting or holding any job in the future that will pay taxes.
Oh you'll find work all right, it might be as an enforcer for the Hell's Angels, but you'll still find work.
Me: I got a new tattoo!
Friend: Awesome what is it!
Me: it's this awesome raven right on my cheek how didn't you notice that?!
Friend: I was hoping you didn't actually get a taxfree tattoo.
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi