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hauntingly

That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.

Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”
Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”
hauntingly by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017

Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!

hauntingly beautiful 

They're so beautiful it's scary. As in, it's a shock how beautiful they are and it haunts them.
Guy: Dude, this girl is so hauntingly beautiful. I can't get her out of my mind

tartingly 

When a person watches a movie or TV show and feels extreme embarrassment for the actors in an awkward situation.
The movie "The Ugly Truth" has a lot of tartingly moments.
tartingly by hazelhayz July 24, 2009

The Manly Sport of Bear Taunting 

When not attending to his duties, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia can be found in the woods, in his robes, with a stick, poking a brown bear -- the manly sport of Bear Taunting.
The October 17th, 2002 edition of "Tom the Dancing Bug". Can be found on Salon.com.

Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt
My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.
Gooch Taunting by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010