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The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".
I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.
by njjg May 09, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
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