'Tard Rock
'Tard Rock by rent_junkie January 10, 2008
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Rock-tard
any loser who thinks they are a rock star just because they think they are good at guitar hero or rock band
Ted:Hey, I just beat Through the Fire and Flames on expert, I am awesome hax0r
Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar
Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars
Ben:STFU Rock-tard
Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar
Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars
Ben:STFU Rock-tard
Rock-tard by Pitt5truct0r March 1, 2008
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Rockin the Tard
Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.
"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."
Rockin the Tard by Fecesboy June 1, 2004
Tardrocket
A Tardrocket is made up of a number of mentally retarded people (tards)that are strapped to a rocket/missile with various materials (duct tape)
I've been constructing a Tardrocket in my basement for months, I'm finally flying it to the moon today.
Tardrocket by Luka Brocket May 28, 2008
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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