Tara Gilesbie 

The proud writer of the infamous fanfiction, My Immortal. It is a very loosely Harry Poter fanfic. The story is about her character, Ebony (or Enoby) Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way who is a witch and a vampire and bisexual.

She enjoys dressing like a whore having sex with Draco Malfoy in the Forbiden Forest going to Good Charlotte concerts in Hogsmeade and eating Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk.

Tara Gilesbie claims to be very goffik and even implied that she would slit her wrists with every flame she got for her story, though I am very sure that just encouraged them even more. Also, everyone who flamed was pronounced to be "prepz" and jealous that her fanfic got a total of 10,000 hits.

My Immortal has been delated from fanfiction, though many people attempt to repost it on a daily basis.

Feel free to do so yourself.

"Man, someone needs to tell Tara Gilesbie to just cheer up!"

Tara Gilesbie by cherryfaerie June 2, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008