taph

person who was definitely not feeling left out from not having a definition on here and definitely did not write their own definition. also valkyrae’s future husband

idk man, taph seems pretty cool and wouldn’t write his on urban dictionary page

by defonottaph November 23, 2021

Taph

BOOM BOOM BOOM

Taph is my child and whoever says otherwise isn't coolio

by PestEatsChildren October 22, 2025

Taphouse

A bar/pub where everybody in Surrey goes too...to get fcked up especially surrey jacks where they go do yayo in the bathroom and get turned down majority of the time by girls. Your local slurrey girls go there as well to get fcked up and forget about their ex.

Gary: "Hey Fudu, wanna go to the taphouse n get fckin hectic or wat?"

Buddy Guy: "I'm downzzz broo let's go roll deeeep in the charger brooo"

by Straightupyeooo September 18, 2018

taphophile

One who practices taphophilia. Someone who is interested in funerals, gravestone art, epitaphs, cemeteries. Known to play a part in Goth subculture, although interest in one does not mean interest in both.

I am a taphophile because I like photographing gravestones.

by DanaMichelle January 1, 2009

Taphephobia

The fear of being buried alive. The only other definition of taphephobia says it is the fear of being BURNED alive. Which, frankly, is incorrect.

A- What's your biggest fear?
B- Being buried alive. That would be friggin scary
A- So you have taphephobia?
B- What? Oh, yeah, I guess.

by ihavenorealnameanyway223 July 27, 2013

Taphaniquanette

A girl who has a very unique name and a very large Afro.

Daphne: Woah, that girl has a giant Afro and she has a very unique name! What’s her name again?
Rose: Are you kidding me? That’s Taphaniquanette!

by hellllllllloooooooyo June 15, 2018

Taphophile

taphophile -

One who loves cemeteries and funerals. This is not necrophilia, necrophilia is the proper name for the condition exhibited by Harold in "Harold and Maude". Taphophiles show an interest in the trappings of death: necrophiles want your body, cold.

It is not necrophilia.

person 1 : "dude, dead people are great for sex! im such a taphophile!"

person 2 : "hey, moron, taphophiles love cemeteries and funerals. your a freaking necrophile, like harold in "harold & maude". you just want sex from people that dont know you really smell like ass. get a life douchebag."

person 1 : *sobbing* "but i love dead stuff!!!!"

person 2 : "go throw yourself in a wood chipper"

by mandabacon January 19, 2008