Tactephilia or tactefilia is a paraphilia where a person feels a strong sexual attraction towards tactel shorts (boardshorts), which can manifest itself through the sexual desire to wear them, masturbate or observe other men's bulge in tactel shorts. The term Tactephilia is derived from the Latin "tactus" (touch) and the Greek "philia" (love or affection), attracting a passion for the texture of that boardshorts made of polyester or elastane fabric.

My tactephilia is speaking louder, I want to f that guy without taking off his shorts.

Tactephilia by TactephileBoy September 18, 2024

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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