Taphephilia

Sexual arousal from being buried alive.

See paraphilia.

Taphephilia is a bizarre sexual practice.

Taphephilia by Mistercity August 6, 2006

Taphephobia 

The fear of being buried alive. The only other definition of taphephobia says it is the fear of being BURNED alive. Which, frankly, is incorrect.

A- What's your biggest fear?
B- Being buried alive. That would be friggin scary
A- So you have taphephobia?
B- What? Oh, yeah, I guess.

Taphephobia by ihavenorealnameanyway223 July 27, 2013

Taphephobia 

The Fear of Being Burned Alive

I have Taphephobia. I never want to be burned alive.

Taphephobia by Van Norris September 17, 2008

Tactephilia 

Tactephilia or tactefilia is a paraphilia where a person feels a strong sexual attraction towards tactel shorts (boardshorts), which can manifest itself through the sexual desire to wear them, masturbate or observe other men's bulge in tactel shorts. The term Tactephilia is derived from the Latin "tactus" (touch) and the Greek "philia" (love or affection), attracting a passion for the texture of that boardshorts made of polyester or elastane fabric.

My tactephilia is speaking louder, I want to f that guy without taking off his shorts.

Tactephilia by TactephileBoy September 18, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019