Tactephilia or tactefilia is a paraphilia where a person feels a strong sexual attraction towards tactel shorts (boardshorts), which can manifest itself through the sexual desire to wear them, masturbate or observe other men's bulge in tactel shorts. The term Tactephilia is derived from the Latin "tactus" (touch) and the Greek "philia" (love or affection), attracting a passion for the texture of that boardshorts made of polyester or elastane fabric.
My tactephilia is speaking louder, I want to f that guy without taking off his shorts.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'