Tamp sitting

When a convicted paedophile, who is to weak for jail and decides to turn informant for early release, is hidden away in a house with undercover police babysitting him for his protection.

Did ya hear those cunts are tamp sitting Darron.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

Tapsitting

The act of obtaining pleasure by means of sitting on a hand tap for a keg.

Screw girls let's go sit on a tap (tapsitting).
I don't want to dance tonight, I just want to go tapsitting.

by Spreading the love January 13, 2009