Tally wacker is a giant gwat dick that can be swaded side to side with just a mear swing of the hips
Look that Chico just used his tally wacker to cock slap little Abe in the face. man is that going to leave some damage!
by Texican May 14, 2004
Collin employed his tally wacker and wacked the tally of Sally the strumpet. One might even call her a tally-ho."
by smith of words, aka wordsmith August 14, 2009
I enjoy having my tally-wacker sucked off.
by Xyrus November 06, 2003
by michaelknapp August 26, 2008
1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.
1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.
by Nick and fucking andrew October 31, 2004
Your inner anger creates this beast of a wepon that you must unleash opon your woman, USE WITH CAUTION
by My woman beater July 06, 2017