by Caiaphas 2 Electric Boogaloo November 30, 2020
Lubing up a swampy ass with icy hot prior to penetrating one’s anus, providing a frozen sensation in the deeeeep south.
by Diego José July 20, 2022
A strategy for enhancing performance in a first person shooter video game. , the player tucks their testes and scrotum ("Junk") between their chair and perineum ("Gooch"). The resulting pain and/or discomfort triggers higher blood pressure and thus quickened response times, the effect being similar to "boosting" conducted by Paralympic athletes
by Luamper January 31, 2017
cumming on the bristles of your roommates toothbrush and not telling him (or her), then putting it back like nothing happened
by Low Lewis December 8, 2010
That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry
by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 30, 2017
The art of cramming cake or pastries into a large girls mouth before receiving a blowjob thus adding the cream filling.
by Paullyboi April 20, 2016
When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020