Talentless Swine Share definition Flag A person that has less than zero talent. He/She usually thinks they have the ability to make a film. Melody thinks she is such a talented artist but she is just a talentless swine. Talentless Swine by pb730c3 March 16, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Talentless Swine mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch