Taits!! Taits!! Taits!!! 

the thing on Liat long long legs that make you CRAZY

Meni: Taits!! Taits!! Taits!!!

Nura: Did you see her again??

Meni: Taits!! Taits!! Taits!!!.... can't talk!!!

Taits!! Taits!! Taits!!! by Azriel the one December 28, 2009

Taits Mum 

To be referred to as "taits mum" is quite offensive. It generally means slut or "Dundee ho bag". The phrase is quite common place in Dundee and gaining use around Scotland.

Dom: I see you were firing in to Ashley, get anywhere?
Dane: Nah man, she's worse than taits mum, gives me the boke.

Taits Mum by II R4z0R II January 3, 2009

light my tits on fire

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.

Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.

light my tits on fire by Starchylde May 20, 2016

Aardvark Tits 

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

Aardvark Tits by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020

Tits of the dead

Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico

Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness

Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms

What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits

Tits of the dead by Working Class Hero November 26, 2020

Shit tits 

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad

I can't see you anymore you have shit tits

Shit tits by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Tortilla Chip Tits 

Flat triangular saggy tits 🍕 🍕

You want some sour cream on those tortilla chip tits?

Tortilla Chip Tits by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020