taint cheese

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.

My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.

by Woodbilly December 2, 2011

taint cheese

A build-up of sweat and dead skin that collects along the taint (yut, gooche).Also known as schmegma of the taint.

Your sister's breath smells like my taint cheese... that's odd.

Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.

Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!

Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!

by Goodie June 9, 2005

Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

cheeselick taunt

The tantalizing urge to lick your cheesy fingers after finishing a bag of Cheetos in the presence of others, but reluctantly wiping your hands on a napkin to avoid public scrutiny.

It was apparent that Eduardo was suffering from cheeselick taunt when he sighed while reaching for his napkin.

by Grumpy Duckling April 21, 2011