A fictitious account of events that has been created and repeated consistently- often over a period of years- with the intent of having that story become accepted as fact. The ultimate goal of a Taft's Buttplug is to someday hear the fiction you created be told to you by a stranger as if it were fact.
The phrase itself originates from the story that President William Howard Taft, the most rotund President ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug was/is reported to be in the basement archives of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with Taft.
The phrase itself originates from the story that President William Howard Taft, the most rotund President ever, was fitted with a balsa wood buttplug which he used to prevent his typical flatulence at State Dinners and the like. The buttplug was/is reported to be in the basement archives of the Smithsonian. In reality, the buttplug likely never existed, as the first documented report of the alleged buttplug was by an ardent Teddy Roosevelt supporter during the height of the split with Taft.
Remember when I stopped to help that hot chick change her tire and she did me right there by the side of the interstate?
Yeah.
Thing is, that never happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.
Yeah.
Thing is, that never happened. It's a Taft's Buttplug.
by WaftyCranker July 7, 2011
by Juniper Tree October 2, 2019
a stephen taft has gorgeous blue eyes that you cant get enough of and a wonderful smile. he always knows how to make you laugh and make you smile. stephen tafts' usually have dirty blonde hair and play football or baseball. they will always make time for you and make sure you feel special. stephen tafts' are one of a kind and you should definatley keep them around if you find one
girl 1: i saw you were talking to stephen taft!
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special
by lulsidk November 12, 2013
male adolescents who wish they were hot enough and good enough at sports to get some fine hotchkiss ass.
damn, the only reason i make fun of those hotchkiss girls for doing mad yay is because is wish i was hot enough and good enough at sports to get with them, but i never will have that pleasure because i am a lame taft boy
by Charlo Diddy November 16, 2006
one who trades sexual favors for prescription drugs/friends/ky jelly/banana pudding/etc in prison. also can be shortened to "nard"
by Nunya January 6, 2005
by SHUNANANANANAA May 11, 2010
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