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He’s a god of gods.
Taelend is the gods of gods. He is GOD.
Taelend by user1973982 July 1, 2021
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Tailend Charlie 

In cricket the batsman who comes in at the end of the batting, number 11, the tail.
Captain: One more wicket lads and we've got the win
Player: It's alright skip, its the Tailend Charlie. He won't be around for long.
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A tall ass mofo with some long ass legs more than likely 6'1 but the only down side to being this tall is that you get a disease called sdd which stands for "small dick disease" it is very common for people who are blackish and 6'1 who wears a nike white hoodie hooyah. He also probably also wears shorts in like 20 degree weather FAX. He likes cholas who are over 500 pounds. This "Taelen" like bbw
Damn that nigga looks like TAELEN with a small PEEN
Taelen by los tres negros. SI WEY January 10, 2019
Telend is used for when someone is a dufus, they are a smart arse, but full of them sleves.
Telend by SHufhifnmrkj March 2, 2021
An asshole who only likes having sex
“Trelend got another body this week”
Trelend by Sphynxxx March 23, 2023
Taelen is the sexiest lightskin to step foot on the fucking Earth. Married to the handsome Mowgs these two absolute beautiful bastards compliment each other so well. Taelen is an elegant and submissive little girl and she loves to be dominated by her strong muscular husband Mowgs
Oh my god look its that sexy woman Taelen and her handsome man Mowgs
Taelen by Gully1848284 May 14, 2023
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