table top

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.

Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.

by Joe March 1, 2005

table top

a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.

T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?

G: duh!

T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done

G: ok

R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!

by sk8a September 29, 2008

Table Top

When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.

Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

by FvS January 30, 2009

table top

A ass that is so fat and round, the way in which it protrudes from the body is similar to a table top.

Damn son, that girls got a table top! I could rest my drink on dat ass.

by Datkid99 October 28, 2009

Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table

John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose

by SilversSun May 3, 2017

table top ass

When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.

Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!

by blondiemclicious February 6, 2012

table top skank

a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.

i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!

by aivilo April 16, 2008