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Table Texting 

When people covertly (or not) text message someone in their immediate vicinity because they are lazy, strange, or don't want other people knowing what they're talking about. - Most often noticed occurring in restaurants after the clubs/bars close (like iHop, Denny's, Truck Stop, etc...)
I can't believe Robert is texting that girl sitting across the table from him, instead of just talking to her. But remember, he is the King of Table Texting.
Table Texting by Towerguy Rob April 27, 2010
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table texting 

When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.
table texting by osco50 August 1, 2008

table txting 

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.
I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.
table txting by blizzblast December 14, 2010