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Talk §hit mother fu(ker
I can’t believe that politician, he lies every chance he gets. He is a TSMFR
TSMFR by Dykshunary February 11, 2025
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Timfrastructure 

Third generation ownerships inept, naive way of running a business. No more than one of anything is needed. Expect employee loyalty from the few overworked, never appreciated "survivors" that remain. Never proactive, always reactive.
We are alloted one employee in the shipping department in our current Timfrastructure. When that person is not at work nothing ships. When nothing ships, no money is made.
Timfrastructure by heynow_1 August 16, 2012
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Timfrosting 

The act of putting a snake in someone's butt
I'm not feeling great, I was timfrosting last night.
Timfrosting by Nicholasisms December 7, 2022
A frog called tom that rapes you in your sleep and occasionally leaves residue all over the bed covers.
Mum: Hey son, I heard you screaming last night? Oh, and what's that white stain on your pillow?
Son: Hmm, most likely got tomfrogged D:
tomfrog by Dadfarr November 7, 2010
Acronym for This Mother Fucker Right Here!
brb ... TMFRH keeps asking me for something!
TMFRH by INK2016 August 19, 2016
top shelf motherfucker.
usually used by girls/women who think they are better than other girls, or think they deserve the best there is 'top shelf' being the highest quality or most expensive item in a store.
Facebook status: "TSMF!"
or

"he doesn't know im a tsmf type of girl"
tsmf by ksigswaagg September 23, 2011

TomFriend 

A girl, usually a tomboy, who isn't like those girls who want everything and spend their boyfriend's money. Whenever the boyfriend wants to buy her something she always says he doesn't have to and means it.
Boy One: Oh my god my girlfriend spent all my money. She is the worst.
Boy Two: I offered to buy my girlfriend an ice cream cone and she had an argument with me.
Boy One: Your girlfriend is such a TomFriend!!!
TomFriend by Astyro February 24, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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