Total Sex Addicts
by Bruce_Campbell November 19, 2010
TSA stands for "Transportation Security Administration" or "Thugs Standing Around"; they are federal employees tasked with going on power trips and harassing passengers. Whenever they fail and a terrorist attack is attempted (cf. the crotch bomber), they are given more powers to badger air passengers, steal items out of checked luggage, force grandmothers to take off their orthopedic shoes for bomb screening, or perform various other demeaning procedures in the name of security, while none of it actually makes us any safer.
by Hcsi January 21, 2010
Sally: Hey how'd your date with that airport security guy go?
Brittany: After dinner he tried to TSA me, so I bear maced the shit out of him and left him crying in the fetal position on the curb.
Brittany: After dinner he tried to TSA me, so I bear maced the shit out of him and left him crying in the fetal position on the curb.
by joeTaco November 22, 2010
by Buck ofama123 November 21, 2010
by Alumni December 19, 2005
Tremedously Stupid Americans.
A government organization mde to annoy the hell out of little grandmothers traveling with their childred and grandchildren, while not actually doing anything worth while.
Also known for their search methods, which include sticking a slip of paper on top of your checked luggage.
A government organization mde to annoy the hell out of little grandmothers traveling with their childred and grandchildren, while not actually doing anything worth while.
Also known for their search methods, which include sticking a slip of paper on top of your checked luggage.
"The TSA searched my bag again. But nothing seems to have been moved, despite my messy packing. They must be GREAT at this!"
by Not a terrorist, I swear! April 16, 2006
1. The act of stepping over a line. (i.e. to touch inappropriately and/or make someone uncomfortable.)
2. Unsolicited physical advances of a romantic/sexual intention. (i.e. to place ones hand on a thigh,shoulder, or breast)
3. To give an order that debases another person and/or give an order that ignores ones rights (molesting someone because they want to get to grandma's faster than a car could get them there)
-also refer to:TSA virgin.
-Also refer to TSA whore
2. Unsolicited physical advances of a romantic/sexual intention. (i.e. to place ones hand on a thigh,shoulder, or breast)
3. To give an order that debases another person and/or give an order that ignores ones rights (molesting someone because they want to get to grandma's faster than a car could get them there)
-also refer to:TSA virgin.
-Also refer to TSA whore
(molesting someone because they want to get to grandma's faster than a car could get them there to avoid the TSA)
by That's Mr Pistole to you! November 27, 2010