The testicles of the throat, but useless. Sometimes requires a tonsillectomy (neutering) for health reasons.
by man in the universe October 31, 2011
Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.
by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009
fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils
makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something
makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS
by OWWWWWWWW April 25, 2009
Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow
by Kassmander March 7, 2019
The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...
My throat hurts like a bitch because of tonsilitis.
by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006
an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.
i didn't know i had tonsilitis until my boyfriend rammed his huge cock down my throat, and it really hurt.
by mescelestus June 7, 2006
Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.
by DeepthroatMcGoo February 8, 2010