tlft 

Acronym meaning "Too Long For Text"

Typically used when 160 characters-or-less just won't cut it, four of the characters are used to write tlft and imply that the epic story will be conveyed in a higher-capacity medium e.g. vocally, electronically mailed (or "e-mailed"), instant messaged (IM'd), etc. One can also be slightly redundant in the same text and follow "tlft" with "tell you later."

Text 1: So what happened after you left the bar w/ that pornstar lookin chick?

Text 2: Well we got back to her place and started makin out. Then her roommate came home and... fuck man tlft, tell you when I see you later.

Text 3: Yea or I'm sure I'll read about it in Penthouse.

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Text 1: So what's this Unified Field Theory or whatever of yours again?

Text 2: First, ass clown, it's Grand Unification Theory and second, tlft.

Text 3: I anticipate uber boredom. Please wait til I've had a few shots... of heroin.

tlft by testicles...that is all March 25, 2010

TLFT 

Acronym for "Too Lazy For That".

It is used as a response to somebody that gives you a task but you really don't feel like it.

DON'T USE IT WITH YOUR BOSS.

Co-worker: Please, update that business proposal, it has grammatical errors.
Me: TLFT. Maybe I'll do it tomorrow.

TLFT by hobohacker October 21, 2017

TLFT 

Acronym for "Thicc like French Toast"

Daaaaaaamn they be TLFT. Hand me some syrup cuz we bout to brunch.

You know Lizzo? She's TLFT. Crush confirmed.

TLFT by Molimo October 21, 2019