the shits

diarrhea, violent crapping.

After eating those oreos I got a bad case of the shits.

by Pyro November 21, 2002

The Shits

Is a way of saying diarrhoea or violent shitting. The shits involves sitting on the toilet pan and basically shitting out your guts in liquid form. It's like pissing shit out your anus in other words. The shits is not a very pleasant experience unless your a complete shit loving wierdo who enjoys urinating brown liquid out of his/her ass. The shits has many different causes. One of them is by eating food with a very hot pepper sauce on it. After eating extremely spicy food, the explosive diarrhoea experience is even worse than usual. The inside of the ass cheeks burn something awful and it is like someone has shoved a flame thrower up your rectum and pressed the trigger. The shits can also be caused by food poisoning (eating something that is not cooked properly). In this case vomiting may also happen.

''Aw dude, I was eating this unbelievably hot curry with extra hot sauce and I had the shits for like a week''

''I need the toilet, I can tell this is going to be the shits''

Q - ''What's the shits?''
A - ''Explosive diarrhoea dude''

Q - ''What's that awful smell man?''
A - ''Aw sorry dude I had the shits''

Q - ''Wanna hang out?''
A - ''Sorry I can't, I'm having the shits''

by JOBBYpantsss June 2, 2010

The shits

When you got diarrhea, or liquidy crap about to spew uncontrollably.

"I got a bad case of the shits!

by Bob October 10, 2004

The Shits

A phrase used to describe an uncontrollably runny liquid that squirts out of the ass.

Jake : Damn Kiersten you blonde hair is so soft Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!

by SlopNChop February 13, 2018

the shits

Hawaiian way to say The Shit - notice the failure to differentiate plural from singular, (due to the heavy Pidgin speaking population on the islands)

Wow, I found $900.00 in the wallet I ripped-off from that tourist! That's the shits!

by str8uph8 April 27, 2009

the shits

a horrible form of doop

"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."

by Jezca January 21, 2003

The Shits

1. Diarhea.
2. Unusually fluid feces.

"I ate some Indian food and got the shits"

by John E. October 10, 2004