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The regular show

1.hey want to watch the regular show
2.yessirrrrr

on the regular 

Frequently; with regularity.
I go down south on the regular.
on the regular by Stroll August 31, 2004

The Regulations of a Thief 

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.
17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy

The Regrator 

The Regrator is also known as Pantalone from genshin impact, she is part of the 11 fatui harbingers he himself being number 9, he is known for being a rich business man, he is also known for attracting a portion of the genshin impact fandom with his looks and his voice, he was first shown in the "A Winter Night's Lazzo" video from the official genshin impact youtube account, he had a main audience named "pantalonenation", his devotion to the tsaritsa is unknown but it is believed he is devoted to her, he has a sort of 'relationship' with yelan and tartaglia(also known as childe or ajax) yelan being with her jade bracelet and her furry coat that she stole that was originally for the tsaritsa and tartaglia being his 'work partner', he is mostly shipped with Il dottore, yelan, and baizhu in certain occasions, he is portraited as a greedy man, the fandom portrays him to have some sort of rivalry with yelan and sometimes with dottore.
pantalonenation: PLS MARRY ME PLS PLS PLS, STEP ON ME PLS
The Regrator: Oh my, I'd have to consider that, either way what could you profit for me? hmm?
pantalonenation: I CAN BE YOUR DOG, CAT, RUG, WHATEVER YOU WANT BABY JUST PLS MARRY ME
The Regrator by Night Orchid (yelan) November 18, 2022

On the regular (regulo) 

On the regular is a retarded way of saying frequently or regularly. It is used by Tekashi 6ix9ine because he mumbles in his rap and is gay.
You breath is smelly On the regular (regulo)

Curse of the Jailbreak Regular 

A Curse in which you obtain once you've sold your soul to the Jailbreak Discord. This curse gives you a cool green name at a cost of you getting absolutely zero bitches for the rest of your lives.
"Yo man why is Tom still single"
"Because he's cursed with the Curse of the Jailbreak Regular!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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